Dirty ass

I was licking my arm and Philsy saw that.

PH: what was that?

Me: licking that mossie bite from Bali, makes me feel better, less itchy.

PH: you do realised that your mouth has more bacterias than your ass right?

Me: huh? ..... *Long pause* 🙄🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔... But my ass is pretty dirty"

PH : *roll eyes*
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